1. |
Pornstachin'
04:48
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Porn stashin'
your passion
hate bashin'
always in fashion
color clashin'
naked flashin'
mad dashin'
takin' out the trashin'
My mom found my pornstash
I kept it under my bed
she did a lot of yellin'
her face turned all red
my pornstash was mellow
just hustler and penthouse
my mom didn't think so
she threw it all out
SO SAD.
no satisfaction
for the asking
car crashing
monster slashin'
dat assin'
math classin'
wear a maskin'
when you do the monster mashin'
My pornstache is retro
my stache is really thick
it makes me feel so manly
It makes me feel so slick
Your mom touched my pornstache
I kept it under her bed
she liked it really bushy
she really liked my head
SO HAPPY.
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2. |
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I'm gonna kiss you like it was Monday
And you're still here
You didn't leave when you had the chance
Didn't walk on out of here
I'm gonna hold you cuz I let you go
And you didn't fly away
I'm gonna kiss you
Kiss you like it was Monday
I'm gonna love you like it was Monday
All the time
The weekend's come and gone
And you're still mine
You're lying in my arms but in my heart
You'll always stay
I'm gonna love you
Love you like it was Monday
I'm gonna kiss you like it was Monday
Every day
Kiss you like it was Monday
Tuesday, Wednesday, every day...
Kiss you like it was Monday
Love you like it was Monday
Kiss you like it was Monday
Love you like it was Monday...
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3. |
Cincinnati Girls
07:01
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O-Hi-O!
We ply them full of alcohol
We ply them full of drink
They go from Ohio Lady
To Cincinnati Freak
We take them out for tacos
We don't even make them pay
Then we take them back to our room
And take them every way
Old McDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
If I had a pretty girl
She'd be from O-Hi-O.
It's really not a problem
It's really not a hassle
They seem to do most anything
for a burger from White Castle
Hey girl your mom is quite the hottie
prolly 'cuz she's from Sin So Naughty
they start the night out snotty
but turns out they love to party
Sin So Naughty
In Cincinnati
(repeat)
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4. |
Get My Ass Up And Go
04:15
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Gotta change my outlook
Change my mind
Change this station
Same songs all the time
Gotta change my appearance
My drug of choice
Hell I ain't changed nothing
Since I changed my voice
Cuz the status quo
Totally blows
And the daily grind's
No longer fine
But it's up to me
And no one else
If today does suck
It didn't suck itself
Gotta get my ass up and go, go go
Gotta get my ass up and go
Gotta change my job
Gotta change my girl
Gotta change how I see
This changing world
Gotta change for the better
Cuz nothing is worse
Than second verse
Same as the first
Second verse
Same as the first
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5. |
Hungover Again
03:56
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Someday I'll wake up
Rested and sober
Not dreading what I'll see
When I roll over
And the sun won't burn a hole
Straight through my head
But today I'm quite
Hung over again
Someday I'll stop myself
Before I start
And remember my whole weekend
Not just part
The who's the what's the where's
The why's the when's
But today I'm quite
Hung over again
Oh
Why
Do
I
Do this to myself?
Why why why why why why why?
Oh
Why
Do
I
Put myself through hell?
Why why why why why why why
Morning's gonna come I fear
The warning signs are very clear
I'll use the weapons that I've chosen
Gatorade and ibuprofen
And if it ends in a draw
I'll call it a win
But I'm pretty sure I'll be
Hung over again
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6. |
The City Behind You
04:17
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The city behind you
Is just a place
It doesn’t feel
Or care
The city behind you
Is beautiful
When it shines through
Your hair
And it’s here that I love you
And here that I leave you
The city behind you
Doesn’t ask
Doesn’t judge
And doesn’t see
The city behind you
Is the mask
You wear when
You’re not with me
And it’s here that I love you
And here I must leave you
Maybe everything’s wrong
But it’s real
The city behind you
The way that I feel
And it’s not Paradise
But it’s close enough
The city behind me
And the one that I love
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7. |
Don't Be That Girl
04:02
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8. |
Before You Go
02:46
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A flannel bedsheet
147 hours
We talk we sing
I might have brought you flowers
In my mind euphoric
intrepid headlight crash
this taste half cocked
a sweet potato mash
i'm gonna need amnesia
to do this again today
maybe i'll wake up breathing
and you'll be out of my way
but before you go....
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9. |
Yes In Disguise
03:04
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Everybody's sayin'
There's a reason for all that's wrong
Everybody's stayin'
Even after the band has gone
Everybody's waitin'
To see how it's gonna end
Everybody's breakin'
Cuz nothing knows how to bend
And we'll get what we want
Want want want want want
We won't take no compromise
It is what it's not
Not not not not not
Cuz no is just yes in disguise
What's the point in shoutin'
If you're not the one in their ears
You can't move a mountain
You can't even be moved to tears
It's a toss of the coin
A roll of the dice
A matter of trusting
The right kind of lies
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10. |
She's My Baby
03:09
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She's my
Baby and I love her
I just
Can't stop thinkng of her
And I
Never want another
Girl
Whoa-oh oh-oh
She's made
All my dreams come true-ue
With her
Smile and kisses too-oo
Now she's
The only thing in my whole
World
Pretty baby
You're the one for me
And I'll never walk away
Pretty baby
You're all I wanna see
At the start of each new day
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11. |
The Friend Request Blues
04:46
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Pornstache Denver, Colorado
Punk, pop, funk, weird stuff...sprung from a long time friendship between two feisty, cranky, sarcastic dudes. Enjoy.
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